“Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I’ve determined that it’s 99-percent certain that anyone who uses ‘woke’ as pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead. Please don’t blame me for pointing this out—it’s just science.” — Mike Godwin

They’re just following John Green’s policy on electricians and witches: “If you don’t know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don’t change the wiring in my own house, and I don’t hex my own enemies.” (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)