Given that massive crowd, I think they’re about to…

…“might”? A decision has already been made behind those eyes.

If they’re like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.

… At least, I hope that’s what they’re doing…

Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

Help them understand what it’s like to chew 5gum!

The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that’s up to the people.

You got the sauce?

Always have been.

Mice are just new friends, chief.

But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~

Shun the light. Embrace the darkness.

I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn’t be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it’s fine to try and convince people to use your/your company’s software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.

“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”

This is precisely what I do. Every few days or so.

My thoughts exactly.

Damn…

Was hoping to watch the Internet Historian video on this one too…

4 points. Being a 90’s baby, got to do a fair number of these.

Not British, but “spunk” does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having “guts” or “moxy.” People still use “spunky” in the current dark times.

When a mother fucker has TWO CRTs, you know they’re ballin’.

You’ll never catch them wearing them fake Jays.