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There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.
I’d be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.
Don’t really care how horny the internet is, as long as it’s kept to the right spaces. Like no sending dick pics to random people.
Careful where you point that thing, don’t want it to go off in someone’s face.
I’m sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don’t take me hunting again!
No need, I’m licensed
I’m literally writing my own smut right now because the Internet isn’t horny enough.
The two extremes of humanity on this thread
Is it published anywhere?
Yes, and?
Yeah! Now when he’s laying there on the ground all sexy like… let’s fuck him!
1% less means that you creat more room for politics, war, or worse… AI. No thanks, I’ll stay horny.
Na, you have to cross a critical threshold or you go to jail see Epstein files for details.
RIP Violet_08. Creeped out too soon, we hardly knew thee. Other than your threesome with your Dad’s work friends.
Without her, conversation here dried up faster than women around Andrew Tate
Internet is for horny
Monkey’s paw finger curls: This just in, approximately 1% of the human population has suddenly died.
Fuck that person.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Given that massive crowd, I think they’re about to…
Anyone else remember this classic?
Avenue Q! Grab your dick and double click. It’s Porn Porn Porn!
🎶"Grab your dick and click."🎶
A tune for the ages.
I hadn’t seen this new high resolution version, thanks!
I wish I was less horny 😔
Antidepressants help sometimes!
The horny parts of the internet can help you with that, temporarily.
Realest comic I’ve seen here.
I have seen a Venosaur mawplay Hatsune Miku very recently…
And it gives me an ide-
That was too much research required for a single post
Anyway as I was saying, could you open your mouth for just a moment please? Nothing weird or horny will happen.
![Hornet's Nest [MrLovenstein]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/692/387/033/485/695/original/77ca1b7b658b5c9d.png){kind=link}