oh…yeah, I think I’ve heard of them now that you say that

who?

oh god…a bunch of my friends and I got together and read some fanfiction of random shit we could find.

I weep for humanity. fucking christ there’s a lot of people out there who need help

don’t play games like that in a relationship. Say what you mean. If you’re feeling bad, say what’s wrong, don’t make your girlfriend/wife or husband/boyfriend play a guessing game, get right to the point and spell it out.

don’t get with any women that do this.

STOP! Someone’s going to write fanfiction about that!

they got rid of the “don’t” part about the same time they bought youtube or so…maybe they waited until the moment they started auto-un-subbing people from certain channels, that’s where everything really got fucked up, it started from that

“google mislead ____ about privacy”…no! Really?! They would never!

Poor kitty

“HA! I’m sitting on your keyboard! now you have to pet me!..wait…you have another one?”

in the US, the self defense laws are pretty clear about what you’re allowed to do if someone assaults you

I’m usually awake at that hour. my cat just sits in my lap up until I finally go back to bed

Don’t be mean to the workers at restaurants. They have to deal with crazy people screaming at them all the time. Sometimes a place will get my order wrong. So I politely go up to the counter and explain that there was a mistake, just be chill with them and they’ll be chill with you.

I said all that because I saw a Karen throw a burger at the staff of a burger place I went to a few days ago for getting the order wrong

my only advice, don’t do it without a VPN, proton, ivpn or mullvad

with ivpn and proton, be sure to have some other stuff open on the same device to make some extra noise to help prevent fingerprinting the traffic

with mullvad, enable DAITA, matter of fact, use DAITA whenever you’re using mullvad, it makes things a bit slower, but it’s worth it to not have to worry about any AI finding a pattern in your traffic

Only after Anakin killed a bunch of jedi, including young-lings

this guy has to be trolling. I mean I suppose it’s possible he could be that stupid…knowing what I know about some people I’ve seen in public spaces. But come on, how could anyone be that brain dead?

“FUCK THE POLICE! I’ll sit where ever the fuck I want! WATCH ME!”

Several of the cats I had when I was a kid and now as an adult just came up to my door and started meowing. It’s like God was informing them about which house was most likely to take them in, after some online posts and flyers with no picture (so they have to verify what the cat looks like) that say "lost cat found, contact here ( ) " and putting notices in at the vet and the local shelters, we kept them. My guess is they were all dumped somewhere in the neighborhoods I lived in.

It’s the Cat Distribution System

CDS

my cats just follow me from room to room.