That’s just slavery with more steps!

That’s badass

You take the Edison route of stealing from people like Tesla. One goes down as a famous inventor and the other dies broke and alone other than his pigeons.

And yes, the system is made for people to be pieces of shit because it was created by pieces of shit.

Where I’m from, we call them coveralls if they fully cover your clothes and overalls if it’s just a bib

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

Shhh…I made this elaborate fake name because I didn’t want everyone to know I’m 8 time MTV Movie & TV Awards nominee and 4 time winner Keanu Reeves

I have to manipulate and lie to myself that things will get better

I must have gotten some dehydrated roadkill snake jerky when I tried it

You couldn’t be thanked enough for your work

I still don’t sleep well, knowing the state of the world

One time a coworker was randomly talking about something sexual so I said “that’s racy of you” she screams “DON’T CALL ME RACIST!”. I said “that’s not what racy means” she replied with “I DON’T CARE!” and stormed off

They must be talking about that red Ford Ranger right there

I imagine your job is as draining as it is fulfilling

Mmmmmm

Thats what I’m saying!

I downvoted your comments? I upvoted your comments. I don’t disagree with anything you’ve said

Stringy, sinewy, tough, but good at absorbing whatever sauce you put on it

To which the wife responds with “what are you? A KREE LOVER?! I fucking knew it, you thought I really believed Yon-Rogg was just a close friend at work?!”

Are you saying he lives 2 lives where one may be ashamed of the other?

Context is: “Hey honey, the clown cancelled for little Bobby’s 4th birthday, do you want me to call the White Power Ranger to replace them?”