Thumbnail is having a hard time processing what this dude is

Based on the discoloration and the color of the walls I’m assuming it just belonged to an elderly smoker and that was their smoking chair.

Maybe I should hire an Amish guy as a consultant for IT. Those guys never get hacked.

So the best security is still keeping your computer behind a locked door and not clicking on suspicious stuff?

I’m glad he survived. I prefer he serves the rest of his sentence looking over his shoulder. The a****** doesn’t deserve rest.

Yes. It’s got powerful germicidal effects mainly because it absolutely shreds and scrambles cell DNA with direct exposure. Bad for cells. Unfortunately it doesn’t discriminate between single and multicellular organisms.

So it wasn’t just UV A or B which is found in normal sunlight, but the extremely dangerous and potentially cancer causing UVC radiation that your body does not have a natural resistance to and most sunscreen does not protect against either.

Monumentally stupid.

So eventually, the ghosts stopped thinking.

Even more hilarious when you realize that the veteran has only one leg in the drawing. Edit: Well excuse me for thinking that the punchline was that the son had just pivoted to drawing really depressing topics garnering the reaction from the parents.

Smelly Urinal Cake

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The film is about a tire that comes to life and kills people with psychokinetic powers.

Amazing.

It’s not about the third party winning, they won’t. It’s about how no majority in the electoral college means that the decision is wrested from the people and throws open the door wide for political shenanigans that are far from democratic.

Think of it like something similar to the spoiler effect if that makes it clearer.

These are some Ben Garrison level labels … but yeah pretty much.

Brooo 💀

This has to be a joke. I’m in stitches LMAO

“fellow American!” 🤣 pleeeaase

He just wants his ivermectin back. Those worms are giving him a tummy ache.

Perfect simulations? So Laplace’s Demon? I suppose it would be most useful in doing a little bit of viewing the future. If you could call that useful. The existence of Laplace’s Demon basically disproves “free will” and anything viewed in the future would be set in stone and unavoidable. HOWEVER it could also potentially be used as a remote viewing device for any events that have already happened. Period. Yeah let’s see what the dinosaurs actually looked like. Sure we can take a firsthand look at the originating events of any major religion. Yep we can literally view any major crime exactly as it happened.

Depending on who has access to it, personal privacy becomes literally nonexistent.

About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.

[edit] what if it only had 1 cut? I think that’d be a taco