someone told me their sound for meetings was coming out of their hard drive the other day. I knew what they meant but still.

now if it was a floppy drive I could believe them

They could have even said “that thing from the Adams Family” and not been wrong. This is just purposely obtuse

Zeldin announced that? Lee Michael Zeldin? who currently lives in Long Island New York? That Lee Michael Zeldin?

no no that’s a mistake, they can fix it or take it back that’s just insulting

Fuck off with compromise. take your shit and get out no one wants you in case the guillotine wasn’t fucking clear

goats don’t give a fuck. Gotta get that salt lick

if you need quick starting money at the grand exchange you can sell the tools you buy in the shops. Tinderboxes sell for like 100 ish and usually pretty quickly. Other tools sell slower but they do sell and there is no skilling required

“It’s a kodak moment”

Meta hacks another company, tries to blame AI

someone put the radical religious fundamentalists endangering others on a plane on the no fly list and charged them with federal crimes right?

If you give the dry pasta a gentle stir for a few seconds after adding to the water it prevents sticking during cooking. This type of adhesion is called making “squids” with spaghetti because one end will stick and the other frays. Don’t stir so hard it breaks the noodles or you are gonna have little 2 inch noodles and Nonna is gonna make fun of you. If you are breaking them any way or cooking spaghetti that is not fully immersed in water you need a bigger pot.

A similar problem is when pasta sticks together after completely draining and cooling. You can do as others have suggested and toss the freshly cooked pasta with a little olive oil to prevent sticking. If it is already stuck or you don’t like extra oil pour water over the drained pasta and it will loosen readily after a light toss. If you are serving immediately after loosening make it hot water and it doubles as a re heating method

Thought this dude had a doug dimmidome hat for a hot second

Fun fact, those fishing emails usually share header information unique to the phishing email test service.

“Using a single eye, you can roughly estimate the position of the eyes nose and mouth on the face”

listen to the end of the song or verse, you probably have the middle bit stuck and you just gotta bring it to a conclusion.