Thats because its… HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

avoid altogether. [object] belongs to Travis

It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn’t launch into the ceiling.

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

A straight fight when I am out hiking? Yeah 30 sounds reasonable out of a mob before you wear down, but I would definitely run away to get better tools for the squirrelpocalypse

Travel channel and Food network switch content sometimes

I only have my experience but consuming Capri sun specifically gave me cavities. Like zero to six in six months when I started getting it for lunch as a kid

Arson.

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

Because more people now consider politically motivated violence acceptable. That’s the whole story.

You just gotta slowly grind heal exp blowing all your money on extra staffs until she gets to 20, and class upgrade her to a bishop. Then she can take TWO hits!

shit rots your teeth anyway

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,”  It’s like nails on a chalkboard every time I hear it. There is a very limited context where it may be applicable, but mostly it’s used to give up trying or mock someone for failing a task. Have you never gotten better at something over time? Learned an instrument? Played a hard video game? Learned to ride a bike? It stops problem solving dead and kills motivation making it less than useless. Oh and its misattributed to Einstein like every other shitty quote

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don’t lie to me asshole I know you can type

eh 7-10 in lines 1, 2, and 5. cold have been more consistent but its not like its a haiku. kind of ruins the joke to write a last line anyway

Just hemorrhaging