Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12.
That is like a grandma reading a hash out loud
I’m now thinking of that classic post from the old site that shows someone’s painstakingly cursive-written note of the entire text of a bluescreen (the old bluescreen with a lot of characters on screen) for tech support.
And thinking of a slightly more tech inclined grandma who doesn’t quite get all of it having a problem with a torrent and just reading the infohash/magnet link to the ISP’s support call center.
…what kinda hash?
Hashashin, get stabbed loser.
Why did I read that in Napoleon Dynamite’s voice?
Brownie
like a sha-512 for example, if you are not familiar with the concept. go ahead and google it :)
Yeah that dude is obsessed with x. He slaps it everywhere he can
That’s what happens when you prevent your kid from exploring X sites till your adulthood
There are a lot of reasons why musk should be (and soon enough will be) jailed, this is one of them. This is child abuse, literally
In the USA, rich people are quite obviously above the law, so no, I don’t think he will.
What makes you so confident?
“Breighdone” (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven’t brain-bleached yet.
My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across.
yeah that’s literally a HIPAA violation lol
esp if the spelling is that unique, it’s definitely identifying info
La-a (Pronounced La-dash-ah) is the weirdest one I’ve seen
I’ve seen that as La-ah. Somehow La-a is so much worse.
Found an interesting snopes article about that.
Seems the article is from 2008, and the La-a I know of was in pre-k in ~2015, so it seems someone named their kid based on the legend.
Seems to be an urban legend tough. Also racist.
Yeah the other reply noted the same thing. This would have been about ~2015 and she was in pre-k so someone must have named their kid based on the legend. I can’t recall if the girl was black or not but I don’t think she was.
The dash don’t be silent
The first time I read that it was le-a , which could be read as les without the dash
T’Fanny for Tiffany. She’s about 30 now, so that was a bad decision from a long time ago.
T’Fanny sounds like the name of a Vulcan stripper lol.
“Live long, t’werk that t’fanny, and prosper 🖖”
Worst lap dance in the quadrant … yeah right it was scientifically measured and performed
Fkn lol!
Hope she never goes to Britain…
How did Americans get fanny backwards but they wear fanny packs correctly?
Only younger generations wear fanny packs “correctly”. They were originally a hip bag that stayed behind you, not something you wore in front of you. Because fanny was slang for ass in America.
So younger generations wear them “wrong” in the sense that they were originally meant to be worn behind you. But “correctly” in the British sense.
Nah they’re called “bum bags”
Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else.
Oh dear lord no
I’ve seen this name also in the wild. Girl was pretty fat too. Poor kid.
I remember reading an article about an airport staff person ( possibly TSA? ) laughing about a little girls name. Same exact name. Crazy stuff that any parent could start their children at square -3 upon being born.
I fully came in here with this name in mind. Lol in the 10 years since I’ve first heard it, I’ve never come across anyone else who has heard the same. I somehow hope we’re all running into the same Abcde and there aren’t just hordes of them out there.
Reminds me of that kids book CDB
This is actually a tuff name
Not so much the spelling, just… I went to school with a girl who’s father fled the law and they ended up near us in Canada… they were originally from a trailer park in Tennessee
Her name was “Dollarina”
That name is a trajideh.
Literally the “why did mum name me Rose” meme.
Dollarina Cappocino
Hopefully she didn’t become a prostitute
I once met a girl called “Xinhergi” (Synergy).
Looks like its the name of a Daedric lord or something.
Daedric lord of soul crushing corporate vocabulary.
You are thinking about Xivilai from Oblivion, not lords, but daedric dudes who don’t hold their punches.
This has to be a muskspawn.
I once met a girl called Xinhergi
Who thrived on late-night energy.
She’d moan and she’d grind,
With a very keen mind
For positions defying liturgy.
There’s a girl in my kid’s class named Eighmee. Pronounced “Amy”. I thought it was weird but there’s a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.
Eighew! Ouarew?
Wow. So maybe it wasn’t an “I’m so new and unique” Traighdiegh. I wonder what the history of Eighmee Street is.
“Shithead”
Pronounced: shi-THEED
Spelled: Shit Head
How can it be legal to literally name your kid an insult? Child protection gotta intervene.
Parents of Richards are very upset by this.
It’s an Indian name, so the spelling is a bit weird.
“It’s pronounced “Weener-Slave.””
For once I’m on the cop’s side.
Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess
It sounds like theres two people named Ellie. One of whom is Jewish.
And they decided to distinguish her by calling her Jew Ellie.
Ah the original working name for the villain of 101 Damnations. Jew Ellie DeVille. That was Walt’s contribution.
Even Jewelie would have been better despite being atrocious on its own
Jewel is a perfectly fine name on its own, wtf
Once had a friend who said she had 3 middle names. Then she said what I thought I heard as Julianne. I thought she was joking and laughed at her joke.
Then she got mad, called me stupid, then clarified that her 3 middle names were Jewel Lee Ann.
I still thought she was joking. She was not.
I have a friend with three middle names too but he seemed used to people being confused and just told me where they came from.
Why did I read this in Chris-Chans voice??? Why am I this brainrotted?
Can we just start using cosmic horror entity names already? Reighfyl is definitely something I could see being some sort of Lovecraftian alien
Think they’ll name their next daughter Cheaughtgeughn?
Hah, maybe. I am gunning for just going full tilt and naming their next daughter Shub-Niggurath
Maybe Caoilfhionn?
Forgive me… is that supposed to be shotgun?
Yeah, at maximum Feloneigh spelling.
It hurt to read, well done
Congrats to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter!
💀
Omg I didn’t even notice that at first
Wonder what his wife thinks of this pregnancy
I knew a guy once whose last name was “EA.” Two capital letters. He pronounced it “Yeah.” His first name was Rodrake.
I guess it wasnt in the name afterall
(Is it “ea sports its in the game or name”?)
E A Sports, its in the blame!
Wasn’t it, EA sports, it’s in the lame?
EA Sports. It’s the same game you bought last year with slightly updated graphics and rosters, but a whole new set of DLC to buy.
E. A. Sports. It’s just the same.
I haven’t met any one with a terribly spelt name but one girl I worked with was named America. Weird as hell if you ask me
Many people are named after places. This one doesn’t feel weird to me atleast
I also had a coworker named America and I’m pretty sure her parents were immigrants - English was pretty clearly not my coworker’s first language. I think it works for her situation. (Funny enough, it was her reckless behavior that caused me to spend my last few weeks at that job on light duty…)
There’s also America Ferrera, I don’t think the name is that weird.
Yup, I’ve known a Kenya, a Lesotho, and a Latierra (the Earth in Spanish).
Latierra
If I had to bully her I’d call her Latrine
Most places are named after people too
But which America is it? North or south?
They compromised and it’s central.
I understand naming a kid after a city or region/state but a country seems a little far.
India is a name I’ve seen often.
There was a player on Big Brother named America, which was a tiny bit confusing because the show routinely refers to the audience as America
I know a Paris, a Virginia, and a Georgia, just off the top of my head. Location names are weird, but not unheard of.
I was briefly married to a Georgia, but the family wasn’t Southern. The fathers name was George and that is also what he named his first son, so his first daughter was Georgia.
Never have understood the phenomenon of fathers passing down their name, you’ve already cursed your child with the family name, why make things harder on the poor whelp?
Vanity isn’t it? Pathetic male vanity. Never hear women doing it do you.
I know plenty of women that carry an old school second name because there grandmother’s names are passed down. Like Elisabeth, or Rose or the like.
You must be able to see that giving your daughter your mother’s name as a middle name is not at all the same as giving your son your own name?
Fair enoth I guess, it’s not the same.
The names were first. The locations are named after names.
Even America was a name first.
Those were all human names first. Places named after people, not the other way around.
Is it that uncommon?
Dont know. But its weird as hell
Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.
Ptoughneigh
Brothers with Phteven
Full name, Toneigh Lynne Groan.
