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Lavender vanilla titty sprinkles on my face. I agree. Dick knob express eat a baby

Can’t wait for the replacement…

I wish I could steal enough money to buy a get-out-of-jail-free card. I didn’t know they were issuing those yet!

Ah, man. All the US got was a price increase! But, to be fair… Art of the Deal… /s

They don’t call it a Wild Weasel for nothing!

Sure there is. He just happens to be pleasing the Epstein class enough that the centrists don’t have to do anything to sabatage the party.

What we need is a leader with a strong progressive message.

So, not even a pump-and-dump. Just a straight dump. Here’s a magic trick that turns $100 into $10 virtually overnight!

So you choose option #2? 😂

I’d still suck it… :D

And the stuff changes regularly. But at least most of the knowledge sticks!

Missouri revised their map. The voters got 300k signatures, only 100k of which are needed to put the change on the November ballot. The MO Supreme Court already decided that we’re just going to go with what has already been passed… 😡

What about a bottle in a paper bag? That could be just as distracting!

I prefer my Soylent Green to be Billionaire-style.

And then pocket the money! What? The last guy did it all the time? /s

Rapid AI-generated code is just following the Elon mantra. Test in Prod!

It helps if you’re worth almost a trillion dollars though. You can afford to fuck up a thousand times with no consequences. I don’t know why more people don’t just get rich! It’s common sense! /s

I’ve been told that we’ve always been at war with Eastasia…

Buy up everything and then default on our loans? Yup. If they aren’t trying, their incompetence is actually pretty impressive.