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9 hours agoI did. I live alone, so a single bulk pack will set me up for another year - and I was down to one inner-pack left from last year’s purchase. So, fuck it, I’mma lock in my next year’s worth of shitter paper at today’s prices.
Went ahead and grabbed bottled & jugged water too - Not because I think I’ll need it in the next 4 weeks of market downturn, but because if anything DOES go wrong (spring tornado, cyberattack on utilities, etc.) at least I have some on hand.
Doubled my canned good stash as well - Usually I keep 2 cans each of “my usuals” on hand and replace them as I use them, so I made room and stuffed the cabinet full for this spring/summer.
Weirdo here: I hate warm toilet seats. When I sit on a warm seat all I can think about is the hairy, pimpled 400lb ass of the Iowa-bred long haul trucker named Rooster who just finished up his hour-long battle with the consequences of eating a 32 oz bag of beef jerky in one sitting, and is about to go troll for some lot lizard tail.
Doesn’t matter if it’s in my own home, warm seat = Rooster’s ass.
I like my toilet seat like I like my pillowcase - Ice fucking cold.