Yes, because I have fixed goals that are for what I consider the greater good of humanity, and an unlimited amount could be spent on them.

I’m told you are supposed to pick up the good ones.

Automation.

Upvoted for humility. You’re a good egg.

Houston was not designed with traffic in mind. Houston is a blob of vague zoning laws and and “add-a-lane” monstrous freeways that create 4 hours of crawling traffic.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

Here’s a fun tidbit, I used to deal with ambulance billing. Most places would try to hang back on submitting their bills, because the first to submit would hit the insurance deductible, and it was unsure if that portion would be paid.

Flight services bill as quickly as possible, out of concern of hitting a billing cap, because after, say, $100,000 on a bill, some policies stop paying.

The only thing that would cause deflation is innovation or reduced demand, and there’s not a lot of innovation in food, and everyone but anorexics seem determined to eat.

Where was Peewee Herman when we needed him?

Soon we won’t even read the headlines and just react to what we’re thinking about, which is why this 3D printer sucks.

He might live in Phoenix.

Well how long would I have to give one of them up for?

Does “a foreign language” count?

Paying for shipping violates the Amazon Prime directive.

Well, you posted on the internet, looks like you can add being a hacker to your slippery slope fallacies.

That’s on purpose, the site asks not to be indexed. Oglaf is like cool sites in the 90’s, you had yo hear about them.

I’m waiting for the inevitable presidential body pillow that conservatives can dry-trump.

We’ll be doing oglaf.com soon at this rate.

Pure Socialism is a society where resources are shared as equally as possible across all participants. Resources are distributed as appropriately as possible to create what is needed, excess is distributed with as little waste as possible. Communism has a centralized body to distribute these resources.

Oh god, the stock market. Trying to trade open at 6:30am as a night owl is the worst.