Tuvix is actually about abortion rights. A creation from two different people who removes both of them from their previous existence, who some extremists claim should have a right to exist despite his ultimately parasitic nature.

/s kind of but not really

“Seriously, can you imagine a woman wanting to be seen dead with you, much less alive?? Have you seen yourselves recently? You’re all dressed like CoD cosplayers who only left their mom’s apartment last week!”

FUCK.

Now I need to eat there at least twice so when I tell them I’m never eating there again it seems meaningful.

I know what Peaches would say.

https://youtu.be/DgYSM91vJko?is=ztserv-SAbRnW3So

In my country the PUNishment for this kind of post is death.

The images in the wiki look a lot like OP’s photos, and given the description they gave of how they used them, that is consistent with a Buntline hitch as well.

Lotta that going around. The closeted speaker of the house is supporting a guy who refers to the children of single moms “cum trophies” and enthusiastically goose stepped to Nazi songs. Turns out rightwing America isn’t sending its best.

The Onion Knight is pretty awesome in real life.

Serious question: when she dies do these memes become cringe or dank?

I was just telling my kids about how public universities charge tuition because of Reagan.

I’m really glad none of the kids I know have made such a ridiculous claim.

IANAL but the article suggests a juror’s vote is not unassailable, which is why this ended in mistrial (there was something wrong with the trial) rather than a hung jury.

A jury’s vote is unassailable, so if 12 people unanimously say “not guilty because that guy deserved it” or “not guilty because that shouldn’t be illegal” that verdict has to be accepted.

What beyond the “x, not y” construction makes this look like AI to you? Because that construction in that context actually makes sense, and LLMs are basing those overused phrasings on things humans originally wrote.

His one yearly moment of self awareness.

Dean Pelton would want you to have this. Possibly so you could use it on him but he’d definitely want you to have it.

Dang, if you’re in the US you should consider the post office, their lost parcel rate is between .1% and .5%.

I’m an xennial and I was already figuring that I’ll never be able to retire.

Also more ethical than most US police departments.

“Congressman, here is a supercut of every time you’ve taken a shit in the last five years. I’ve been posting updates on an invite-only website. Every member of your staff is in there, and they LOVE seeing each pained expression you make. But you didn’t know, so I didn’t violate your privacy.”

There is a site called Digg, IIRC it’s only tangentially related to the original Digg though. I read a year or two ago that someone had bought the name and was making a new site that would function very differently from the original.