The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

My first thought

Chemicals are weird. Thanks a lot, brain.

Why don’t energy drinks work for us???

Can confirm, I have this bed and my cats prefer empty boxes

Ah, high school

They definitely know. My dog waits until I’m not around to get into the things she’s not supposed to have.

“Tell that to earth!” Spæce Kæren

I would love to see a chart with my steam purchases over the years. There would be a huge spike up as soon as my deck arrived.

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

He added, “come on, man”

I think it’s a long exposure, but yeah, there was a guy in there for a “hot” minute! (Get it? Because radiation!)

I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh

I almost forgot about this

Did you see that picture of him wielding a katana?? He’s the epitome of manliness!

I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets.

Playmates? Make it so.

Yeah he was an asshole if I remember correctly

Enroll the Children in Boot Licking 101

I’m sure the drama teacher could spin that notoriety into some kind of career as a speaker or a teaching job in a more liberal area