Underappreciated humour

Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Underappreciated humour

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 2 年前

My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan

redeco@kbin.social · 2 年前

T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good

rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee · 2 年前

That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell

Sway@lemmy.world · 2 年前

You mean Harryington Potterson?

YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee · 2 年前

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

PochoHipster@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Timberly

numlok@lemmy.world · 2 年前

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social · 2 年前

I like Tederick, and Billomena

TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id · 2 年前

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca · 2 年前

I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

SuperDuper@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

Kerrigor@kbin.social · 2 年前

I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

redeco@kbin.social · 2 年前

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to’s

TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id · 2 年前

Also Jonald or Dougery.

AeroLemming@lemm.ee · 2 年前

“Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor”

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

That is called a “nichard name”.

Source:

Unaware7013@kbin.social · 2 年前

Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

cam_i_am@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Hillbilly?

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Billiam Gates?

FirstPitchStrike@kbin.social · 2 年前

My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, bitch she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social · 2 年前

really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Bessebel

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Bessther

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 年前

Bessty. Or Besstiality.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Bike is short for bichael

CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Elongated Muskrat

SqueezeMeMacaroni@thelemmy.club · 2 年前

Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 2 年前

👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 年前

Tedward is one of my favorites

instamat@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

BOMBS@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Jeborah Kermankowski

SociallyIneptWeeb@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Jebediah Kerman’s Jewish cousin?

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 年前

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.

Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Not Pawlexander? Weak.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

My all time favourite is “Bike is short for Bichael.”

Grabthar@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?