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Thanks I hate it

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Rupert Murdoch is proof that being an evil son of a bitch makes you practically immortal

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

Ah fuck it, why not both

Can’t be worse than the children probably molested

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

Tarrifs

If you are an island inhabited by penguins, believe or not, tarrifs

Yeah, but it’s not his problem until it affects him or his family.