US car makers get tax incentives and bailouts, effectively subsidized by the government as well.

Went for trucks for greater profit margin and lower regulations but lost the volume game. For capitalists, they sure suck at it.

Korea is not in SE Asia

“Oh you liked a posting calling the president fat? Let’s see where we can extradite you.”

Get ready for more jacking off of baby giraffes …

Can we start a GoFundMe for spiders?

Wee pee-pee energy

“Trumpian-level FUBAR” should become a colloquialism for the rest of time.

Or just remove Kennedy’s name and force feed Trump with Big Macs to make the memorial real.

Dumb loser hicks.

• Donald Trump, probably.

Send the rest of it to the White House, labelled “smart” pills.

They kinda did by voting Republican … They just didn’t know it.

His Board of Peace was actually Bored of Peace

In other news, 47% of Americans can’t math.

So were many Southern “gentlemen” but no one talks about them.

Sword swallower too

A veritable circus act!

I think Ms Lindsey is just the champ at swallowing liquids.

Oh dear, did the wind blow in the wrong direction so you need a ballroom now?

Thwump: You need to get on your knees and suck my balls!

Iran: No, you fat fuck!

Thwump: No fair, you’re stalling your surrender!

Thwump is a dumb loser.

Not even a cadet, Nominee Bonespurs