Scatterbrained and friendly optimist. Always happy to give my (unasked for) opinion :)
Pardon my rambling and broken English, I know I often sound like an alien trying to impersonate a human being.
Sure! It’s this one:
https://x-plus.store/products/n150-netbook
Of course windows is going to be replaced the moment it arrives :)
A small 8 inch laptop that can fit in my everyday bag. It hasn’t arrived yet, so I’m not sure if it’ll be worth it.
It’s my usual birthday purchase impulse, the one time I allow myself to splurge for something for no other reason than “I want” :)
I hope to use it to wean myself off of phone apps and have something that is more under my control while I’m outside.
Prompt: Sci-fi horror movie scene, a wanderer wearing faded nomad clothing, looking up at a large pulsating sculpture made of red meat, the creature has one gigantic eye that placidly looks down at the wanderer, its flesh seems to grow throughout the city ruins covering everything, side view --ar 91:51 --sref 2640228480 --sv 4
I accidentally posted my image in the wrong spot :)
Feel free to block this community if you don’t want to see its contents.
You’ll save yourself (and others) a lot of annoyance.
If this is too difficult I will also be happy to do it for you :)
Oops, my mistake :)
That’s fine by me
So we only really have two entries for this week’s challenge. How do you want to do this?
Wait for a bit longer, just start the voting post anyway, or call a winner straight away?
Ohhhh, I didn’t know you were the target audience. Making something for you to hate is too high a bar for me :)
Then again, maybe I should just try something different:
Say hello to your new best friend! I’ll just be adding this whenever I’m asking you to nsfw an image next time :)
I don’t have a favorite but Error Detection by Nemophila is an often played song in my list right now.
Let’s see how cute we can make this puppy:
Prompt: Absurd, a cute puppy with ridiculously enormous sparkly eyes, it’s head is disproportionately larger than it’s body, huge head, tiny body, cotton candy pink, photograph --ar 3:4
I guess that’s better? I mean I still hate it (and in line with the challenge), but at least it’s not as… orifice-y.
As a general rule for the future, let’s keep the body horror and other nightmare fuel images behind a nsfw tag ok? Consider it a creative constraint for this community :)
That’s fine, just change the image
Merde, mark this as NSFW please.
It’s fine if you want to make this your challenge, but leave it to the viewer’s discretion if they really want to hate it or just want to let it pass them by.
Here are the final scores:
Name | Score |
---|---|
@merde@sh.itjust.works | 10 |
@cloudless@piefed.social | 8 |
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works | 7 |
@Ziggurat@jlai.lu | 5 |
@Pencilnoob@lemmy.world | 5 |
Congratulations to @merde@sh.itjust.works and the lovely couple :)
You know how it works, next challenge is yours.
The funniest part to me is imagining him trying to get in and out of that car :)
Prompt: 70s low budget buddy cop crime series, promo shot, featuring a anthropomorphic penguin, wearing a suit and holding a revolver, posing next to a detective, in front of a car, outside in an arid countryside, shot on 16mm film in NTSC --ar 4:3
Donald Trump and Kim Jong un kissing each other in a gay night club, under neon spotlights
Huh, here I was ready to create the voting post, only to find out it’s already been up for two days.
This is a pleasant surprise :)
So, I guess we can call a winner by now:
Congratulations to @Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world! You win and get to choose the next challenge.
And @Apytele@sh.itjust.works, thank you for all the hard work!