Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.
Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking
Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.
Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking
I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.
Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.
They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it’s got Death Valley beat.
(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).
there are few modern parallels
Jeff Bezos: The Washington Post
John Henry: The Boston Globe
Glen Taylor: Star Tribune
Patrick Soon-Shiong: Los Angeles Times
Sheldon Adelson: Las Vegas Review-Journal
Joe Mansueto: Inc. and Fast Company
Laurene Powell Jobs: The Atlantic
Marc Benioff: Time
Chatchaval Jiaravanon: Fortune
Unfortunately they welcome the arrival of their murderous God because they think he will destroy all the icky people.
That reminds me of this study I read that anyone will believe anything that looks like a screenshot of a reputable news article.
You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!
They’re standing inside him.
Sounds like tractors need to be ITAR controlled.
He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.
Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.
Actually, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
/s
The only thing I would add to this is carefully use a hair dryer to loosen the adhesive on the sticker first. Should leave less mess for the goo gone to deal with.
I like my burger like I like my jeans: high and tight.
Have to invest points in radiation resistance.