Also, “free” v-cards. It’s a scam. You think they’re giving you something for free but then turn around after giving it to you and demand like $3-$4. I was shocked, I thought they were handing out nice valentine cards to be kind but it was a street scam

I wasn’t expecting the drop to hit so hard

These memes jerk me around lately

I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again

one peep’s trash is another homie’s treasure

11-7, my favourite convenience store

While you were lifting weights, I was studying the booty shorts

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

Obviously the one going for armpit action at top right

Over 12k strokes for the average man, if you were wondering

The “then” referring to the PS3 era is hurting my joints

they have the two basic components, glasses and sun

rich as rich daddy balls

like the bejewelled kind

They ceased ceasing fire

Someone will say psspsspsspsspsspss heyyy

You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

“I’m not doing the bidding of Section 34, Sloan.”

“Doctor, you will wear the femboy catsuit. It’s not a question of if, but when. You may scoff now with your moral quandaries. But I too I toss and turn at night, unable to sleep with the cat-tail plug, and let me tell you - it’s an infinitesimally small ask to keep the Federation safe.”

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

stackable % based damage increase

If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring