I agree with you. Here are three other ways LLMs aren’t close to real:

Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing

What about after mewing?

Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

What if they just double jump over it?

For the Yuri lovers, it’s just 24/7

Can i just text instead

Draw her smoulderin’ while boulderin’

It’s one of their chief weapons

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

wait I actually get that

Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names