The Internet is like… Katamari Damacy?
Gonna roll everything up into a fucking star.
🎶 Nana nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy 🎶
No twitter is not darksoul cause darksoul can make you suffer but unlike twitter this suffering give you pleasure
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I don’t know the difference between those games but it’s so true
Pound sign gamer moment
OK, now hear me out first
Reddit is the halo of social media.
The wildness you used to get up to on the multilayer was on a new level. There was nothing like that before. On one level you were fighting back the orange hordes from the front pages, the next level you were fighting wealth hording dragons and ripping them off by playing them at their own game. On the last level they let you have freedom on, they were gearing up to try and kill a god. I mean, I don’t know how far antiwork would have gone in the end but it seemed to have been estimated far enough that action had to be taken and the threat neutralised. We might well not have killed that particular God but I reckon we could’ve given them a bloody nose all the same.
Then they parted ways with the people who actually made the game good and what you ended up with is a shite, soulless over corporatised shell of what it was before, thats little more than the skins from a game you used to enjoy transposed into one that you don’t.
Yeah im not reading any of that.
Of course, you do you. But, traditionally, in these situations people would just not read the comment and move on. They wouldn’t announce to everyone that they won’t be reading it because it’s a weird thing to do. I mean, could you imagin everyone writing that under every comment they didn’t read?
That would be a bit silly wouldn’t it?
You can put almost every AAA title in there at this point
Lol yeah but mine was halo…
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.
Sorry, Musk. But the order goes like this:
MySpace - Demon Souls, most popular precursor,aid a lot of the groundwork for the following series.
FaceBook - Dark Souls, filled with mad and hollow undead all under the maniacal fist of an uncaring madman who refuses to let the world progress
Tumblr - Bloodborne, the truth lies just behind the veneer for those who can see it, the porn is still there.
Reddit - Lies of P, about half the people who said they played it actually did. Theres so much random shit shoved in here, is that Russian architecture with an old British cop bot? Uh, gnosticism?
Instagram - its actually just the Painted World of Aramis, not a separate game. A beautifully painted, but fake, world that is degrading as time goes on
Twitter - Derelict, low-res models that attempt to look like their inspiration but not well. Developed on an existing platform that already has a shitload of users. Tries to get you to spend money unnecessarily. Is free to use.
Bonus
Lemmy - Hellpoint, faithful to the original, with some unique features. Futuristic designs still impose a feeling of dark forebodence, slay cosmic gods like flies and bring humanity to apotheoses.I wouldn’t say it’s really that fateful, it’s pretty similar, but there’s still some differences and things missing.
I might be operating off of fresh vibes with that one. It was the most recent soulslike to consume me when it was on sale for like 4 dollars. Highly recommend.
I was talking about Lemmy but thanks for the suggestion
It’s Demon’s Souls.
Devil’s May Souls
So by this logic, twitter is a roblox game?
I’d say the quality matches, as well as the dark patterns. And I believe the goal of buying twitter was of a double pronged nature. Disrupt the huge enclave of leftists there and buy a platform already saturated with users, which is why you make a Roblox game in the first place. The users are already there looking to play shitty games. (Not you tho Creatures of Sonoria, I love you even if you are predatory).
What about train station graffiti? Or Wikipedia discussion pages? Or the linux mailing list?
You have really opened a can of worms we here.
Train Station Graffiti - Ghouls & Goblins, the original hard mode, get hit once and you’re done for, a true work of art (at the time)
Wikipedia Discussion Pages - Blasphemous, ancient and unknown beings wield extreme power over the common populace, theres a lot of blood and religion
Linux Mailing List - Salt and Sanctuary, an imaginary amalgamation of the real world, most people who end up here are castaways, the one with the most salt rules
Fuck why are these all so correct
Because the Greybeards speak only truth.
Do Friendster now
Friendster is King’s Field (before the gaming platform rebrand).
I am the Red Alert 2 of lemmy because I never shut the fuck up about it.
But can you wreck a conversation like a group of Kirovs?
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Kirov reporting
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LOL twitter is daikatana
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What does he even mean by this???
Probably “Look at me, I’m the cool uncle that can reference some videogames! Nevermind that I evicted Grandma”
I am the Armored Core 6 of my friend group, obviously
Oh yes, that was from the times when any game that was a bit more difficult was compared to Dark Souls.
Current world trends are the Deus Ex of socioeconomic ideologies.
Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.
They tried to hide their crimes
Microsoft uncovered them
