• Bizarroland@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I don’t know why you guys are so up in arms over the Wendigo.

    They’re not bad guys, they don’t just target innocent people. They’ve learned their best victims are horrible evil people whose lives they can end and also destroy in the process.

    I mean, you guys can’t kill a wendigo, it’s not like they have anything to fear from being shot, stabbed, folded, spindled, burned or mutilated.

    And those of us that do know how to actually kill a wendigo aren’t going to help you out because the wendigo are not bad people.

    If you see one once, it means your sins have been found out.

    If you see a wendigo twice don’t even try to run because it means you’re going to pay for what youve done.

    I’ve heard lately their favorite food has been police officers.