Y’all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone
Me sitting here horrified about the inevitable “Pangaea Proxima” forcing us all to live in the CANTCUM-zone
Depends on your outlook. Tassie is a part of Oz, so you live in the CAN zone! (=
Meanwhile, Scandinavia is just the DNS zone, I guess? 🤷
Norway, Sweden, Finland: NSF (a.k.a. Not safe for)
(NSFD) Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark (not safe for Denmark)
I’ll allow the inclusion of Finland and the exclusion of my native Denmark this one time because that’s EXCELLENT 😄
Tasmania is fake!
Wait, it’s all cum?
Always has been 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Can’t spell cum without U in the middle
The CUM Confederacy is so big it’ll make you choke.
CUMfederacy
I’m defederating.
We’ve been so blind
As if something was in our eyes, blocking our vision!
Sure, if you’re picking and choosing. United States of America is the formal name, while the other 2 are informal. Canada is Dominion of Canada and Mexico is United Mexican States. So it should be either CAM or DUU if you’re being consistent.
If you’re being pedantic, at least be correct. Canada hasn’t formally or informally been called the Dominion of Canada in any internal context since 1951.
1867 British North America Act (aka Constitution Act): “one Dominion under the name of Canada”. It was a last minute change from “Kingdom” to “Dominion” to avoid a hypothetical diplomatic incident with the US. It was never the official name, only a title. Official documents were allowed to use either, for a period, but it was never the formal name.
The last vestiges were the renaming of “Dominion Day” to “Canada Day” in 1982. Any use of the name “Dominion of Canada” is now either archaic, ironic, or a hypercorrection.
Fine, CUU then.
Actually neither are official names, unlike USA. The United Nations use the three in the meme.
I meant, they’re not the conventional short names, which are the ones used in pretty much every context. And the conventional short name for the USA is “United States”, not “America”.
Fair enough.
I think this is actually good news
Ah yes. The great continent of North Cumerica. Where the oceans white with foam are exactly what you think they are.
The North American Cumtinent.
Greenland is in North America
Well actually its ABBBCCCDDEGGHHJMNPSSSSTU if you only count countries(greenland is part of denmark technically) but there are a shitton of territorial disputes in that area so im not gonna argue with anyone in comments…
All of the Central American and Caribbean countries would like a word…
Then why don’t they hang out with us
You think that’s bad, just wait for the 2026 world cup. CUM will be everywhere!
United States of Mexico…
deleted by creator
