LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square795fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down125
arrow-up1226arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square795fedilink
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThe ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoYou can never remember the incantation
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agothe incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
minus-squareSpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoyou now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThe incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago“Short” in universal terms, I guess
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIf you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
minus-squarechilicheeselies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoThe incantation is “heil hitler”
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
You can never remember the incantation
the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
“Short” in universal terms, I guess
If you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
The incantation is “heil hitler”