- cross-posted to:
- science_memes@mander.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- science_memes@mander.xyz
cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/32590232
The more I think about it, the more im convinced the Sun is the only thing worth worshipping.
Don’t tell @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com otherwise a new wave is coming 🦋
ASSUMING DIRECT LAMP CONTROL
(Religion & There Is No God | George Carlin | You Are All Diseased)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BFIRgn9OLI]
Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry
People used to think the moon drove people crazy. Turns out it was the sun the whole time
Oh I legit notice a spike in mania cases this time every single year. Idk if it’s making people manic as much though as it is that they would also be manic in February but they’re too busy having seasonal affective depression instead. So the sun wouldn’t be making them manic so much as it’s just keeping them from getting depressed (which they’re already sensitive to with an affective disorder of any kind) and that allows for more mania.
(Religion & There Is No God | George Carlin | You Are All Diseased)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BFIRgn9OLI]Edit: Meant to reply at a different spot.