ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down11
arrow-up11.15Karrow-down1imageSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·2 days agoIn, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 day agoI had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoIs that normal shitposting you’re doing?
In, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out.
You are now a fully trained management consultant.
I had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
Lean leader certified
Is that normal shitposting you’re doing?