ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down13
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1imageSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·1 month agoIn, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoI had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIs that normal shitposting you’re doing?
In, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out.
You are now a fully trained management consultant.
Lean leader certified
I had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
Is that normal shitposting you’re doing?