• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Oh that’s just Chad. He’s my hero. Chad saved me from being left for dead in a walmart parking lot because I had too many groceries to take in one trip. I’d been stuck there for 12 hours before he got there because I couldn’t carry everything. Sometimes god sends an angle to save u can I get an amen

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      6 hours ago

      Update: Sorry guys that’s not Chad that’s not him. It’s actually Not Chad who was the cashier who stuck me with all of those groceries and he added EXTRA because he wanted me stuck in that parking lot. It was part of some insurance scheme which he didn’t even do for money, he did it because he is a COMMUNIST and was trying to prove a point for an argument on the internet. Anyway that’s Not Chad so u cannot illegally sue me anymore bye