I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein…
Country girl make do
Love it 🌽
Glad that u liked it
I am my father’s son, cause he’s a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
I don’t get the “cause he’s a phantom” line. His father’s ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?
Corn?
God I wish that were me
Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
There’s not a bad thing about it!!
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴
I thought it was “We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is ‘Slipknot is from here’”
Tow a bitch
