I started saying ‘Passiert den besten’ (‘happens to the best of us’) as a joke when a friend would mention a minor inconvenience or fuckup. It turned from joke to an automatic reply

“What in the bomb crustable fuck?” or “Heaven’s Hell!”

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

eat shit

When asked where I’m going, “straight to hell if I don’t change my ways”.

I think it’s mostly that I use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time of day

Lately I say “what the fuck” a lot of

“I’m bouta split” is one i once said at a pub with my friends out of the blue. They found it hilarious and so i still say it occasionally when it feels right. Sometimes they steal it from me too.

What fresh hell is this?

I use this whenever my supervisor tells me she has news for me.

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

I jokingly say “who did/was that?” when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

I did in elementary school. “To the max!”

I have a few. One is “That’s what I always tell them”, sometimes followed by “but they don’t listen” usually when being insulted or critiqued. I’m also a big fan of saying “why not?” when someone asks me “why?”. The other doesn’t translate to English very well. I guess “huzzah!” or “commendations!” are close, but they don’t capture the tone and how obscure the original is.

I could be wrong. I’ve been wrong twice before…. I divorced them both tho.

“Holy smokes!” – in response to something not that interesting occurring