You mean I didn’t have to duel my girlfriend on a high mountaintop and then spend a month surviving together after our allies abandoned us? Like, we thought that’s how you start dating.
I mean, it is if you want the cool couple backstory
“We bumped into each other at Chili’s” ❌
“We were mortal enemies until our allies betrayed us on a mountain top in the wilderness and out of pure spite for our new enemies we forged a new alliance to survive and eventually found love” ✅
Wait, Hollywood?
You mean I didn’t have to duel my girlfriend on a high mountaintop and then spend a month surviving together after our allies abandoned us? Like, we thought that’s how you start dating.
Fuck.
I mean, it is if you want the cool couple backstory
“We bumped into each other at Chili’s” ❌
“We were mortal enemies until our allies betrayed us on a mountain top in the wilderness and out of pure spite for our new enemies we forged a new alliance to survive and eventually found love” ✅