Comedian Tom Dillon said the vice president told him there wasn’t “10,000 hours″ of horrific videos related to the late pedophile.
  • bomberesque@lemmy.world
    7·
    2 hours ago

    Is this the next phase? Because the only thing scarier than the situation we already have is that man getting the big chair

  • andallthat@lemmy.world
    9·
    3 hours ago

    ok, I took one for the team and actually read the article. And the title (surprise!) is click-bait.

    Vance casually informed a comedian over dinner what’s in the files connected to Jeffrey Epstein while trying to downplay their significance

    They are now basically saying that the 10.000 hours of video evidence are all just commercial pornography, not videos of famous people. They are also saying Pam Bondi is not an idiot though, so I don’t exactly trust their judgement (although I do trust Vance to watch 10,000 hours of commercial pornography to make sure his couch is not featured in there)

    • aesthelete@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 hours ago

      They are also saying Pam Bondi is not an idiot though, so I don’t exactly trust their judgement

      They are incapable of evaluating the intelligence and competence of their own. When they say someone’s smart or competent, what they actually mean is they are a compliant lap dog that is loyal to them.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
    9·
    4 hours ago

    I feel terrible for the people subjected to dinner with JD Vance they are victims not guests have a heart people.

  • andallthat@lemmy.world
    4·
    4 hours ago

    if they are his dinner guests, he was probably just telling them “I saw your name in there! And yours! And yours! And… look, this one’s me!”

  • Jaysyn@lemmy.world
    32·
    7 hours ago

    Yeah, this is how you’d start a smear campaign. Follow this up by having a freshly pardoned / commuted convicted sex trafficker give an interview where the names are all magically the same.

    Never mind that we already know who is on the list because the victims already fucking told us.

    The top level of the current GOP is a pedophile chistofascist cult. Full fucking stop.

    • Heikki2@lemmy.world
      6·
      6 hours ago

      You forgot the part where he’s not worried as only the 18+ year old couches have the softest cushions

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
    24·
    12 hours ago

    That’s such a fucking weird thing to do. Like bruh, put up or shut up. We don’t think you’re cool for this, we think you’re running coverage for pedophiles

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
    26·
    14 hours ago

    And has no qualms about letting his boss stay out of trouble from it. So basically a couch fucking pedo simp

  • 6stringringer@lemmy.zip
    21·
    16 hours ago

    Like some weird golemn freak. A Gerber baby crossed with Duck Dynasty. Just ain’t got the beard nailed down yet.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
    23·
    17 hours ago

    Other than the fact that it spews out constant bullshit whenever he does, there’s something physically irritating about the way he opens his mouth like that. Is it that I can’t see his teeth? I can’t figure out why, but it pisses me off so much.

  • Geobloke@aussie.zone
    22·
    18 hours ago

    I wonder if Murdoch promised him the keys to the castle if he can take Trump down via the Epstein case

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      531·
      23 hours ago

      Funny pope selection drama, with the caveat I know about this mostly in passing: allegedly Francis was a compromise vote because the guy that a large (but not majority) faction wanted was too controversial a pick. So they voted in Francis because he was already old and only had 1 lung, so how long could he have to live anyway? Turns out longer than the guy said faction wanted to elect.

      And I know it’s memes, but if Vance did kill the pope it’s extremely funny he was replaced with the guy from Chicago who is against basically everything Trump is doing.