balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square321fedilinkarrow-up1868arrow-down112
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minus-squaremergingapples@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoCould I also get the ability to bend reality?
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 hours agoBody swap! You are now a wizard who is cursed to answer wishes with an ironic twist. I am finally freeee!
minus-squaremergingapples@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoSo long as I can do this stuff for myself, I’m happy to spread the love!
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoJust make the ironic twist really out of proportion, that still counts, example “World hunger is solved technologically and with no downside, however you drop your next toasts butter side down on the ground, but just once”
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Could I also get the ability to bend reality?
Body swap! You are now a wizard who is cursed to answer wishes with an ironic twist. I am finally freeee!
So long as I can do this stuff for myself, I’m happy to spread the love!
Just make the ironic twist really out of proportion, that still counts, example
“World hunger is solved technologically and with no downside, however you drop your next toasts butter side down on the ground, but just once”