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Dis32@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.

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The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.

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Dis32@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    As someone who effectively lives in his grandmother’s attic and “vibes” I am insulted by the vague comparison. I have to budget with my job damnit, I work as a courier one day a week.

    The rest of the week is me doing autism and childhood PTSD things, so jacking off and playing Fallout NV. Also getting new scars via cats.

    I also have a far better sense of fashion, THE 1940 SWEDISH TANKER GREAT COAT STAYS ON DURING SEX!

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      stays on

      Im sure

      during sex

      Unproven.

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        My right hand is a very fulfilling partner!

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          Lucky, my left is way better and im super right handed. Plus the pins on my masturbation cape got sugary coctail on them and they’re really hard to clean.

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        I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

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          Oof. I get that. Must be rough finding people who are both considerate and capable of dealing with that complexity.

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            It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

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              I wish you the best luck possible.

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      I may not understand much… but this I get

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      Don’t you get bored, or back problems from sitting at a computer 24/7 ?

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        I have enough room to pace in a circle while listening to music and emotionally spiral over my past failures, perpetual inadequacy, etcetera. Also I sometimes need to sleep so I lay down at times. Also it isn’t seven days a week, I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

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          I feel like I am being trolled, but if this is actually true, it sounds interesting

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          I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

          Now that would be fucking awesome. love driving

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          That sounds mostly okay!

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