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minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·20 hours agoI suggest a small alteration: Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub… fire. Buy a new chair. Wash your ass with soap.
minus-squarefinitebanjo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·19 hours agoAh yes, the GOP solution.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·19 hours agoNo, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven’t rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money. What I’ve described is the revolution solution.
minus-squarefinitebanjo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 hours agoYou sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes: More consumerism Less environmentally friendly Pointlessly destructive The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·10 hours agoAh I see. You weren’t making an allegory, you were being direct. Sorry I didn’t mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.
I suggest a small alteration:
Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on
its side and soak then compress / scrub…fire.Buy a new chair.
Wash your ass with soap.
Ah yes, the GOP solution.
No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven’t rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.
What I’ve described is the revolution solution.
You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:
The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
Ah I see. You weren’t making an allegory, you were being direct.
Sorry I didn’t mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.