fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down127
arrow-up1245arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours ago“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.” You did NOT slip on your penis.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-29 hours agoWere you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip? (Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)