• diptchip@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I do miss the old internet where most people were smart enough to not use their real name and to not take people too seriously.

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      Man I’m old enough to remember if you posted a photo of yourself online you’d get ridiculed to high heaven over it. I remember one dude in an IRC room I used to frequent linking a photo of himself and people just went nuts making fun of him.

      Does no one remember the “Hello My Future Girlfriend” kid?

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    I agree with everything but the last part.

    We ARE animals. Thats why its so fucking sad we kill them by the millions.

  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    You folks are censoring yourselves while I’m over here fed posting like the greasy American-Scot that I am! Sanity is for WASPs and Mormons I am neither so I shall swear, drink, and kill like my ancestors or at least I shall idolize such actions. Kind hard to commit hate crimes when things like modern forensics exist.

  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Their wealth is not in dollars but in joules, in megatons, in things that will literally kill you so hard your great grandkids are still dying of it (hey vietnam!)

    And they still fuck it up and shitthe bed constantly (h… Hey vietnam. Afghanistan? Nobody?)

    And kill their own great grandkids with the same dumbass cancers.

    So maybe tell jeff bezos you will rewire his nerves into a wood chipper that feels avery chip as agony and a dick endowed with all the cancerous powers of his favorite economic system powered by a succession of captive stars, so tjat long after the last natural lights in existence have have flickered and died, he can still be choking on his own dick for a couple billion years. (Which honestly, if you were to guess what it was all for,is this even a stretch?)

    Or zuckerberg. Or whichever (but you know the one we’re all thinking of)

  • antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    “Be edgy, fuck the system”, said the soyboy on two extremely mainstream sites while not actually getting banned from either.

    (Is calling someone a soyboy worse than saying you’ll skin them alive?)

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        True, but I’d say it’s more something folks pick up along the modern social media-to-nazi pipeline.

        Not everyone who says it is a full-blown neonazi, but if a friend or family member suddenly starts using it unironically, you should sit them down and ask them what the fuck is going on ASAP.

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    17 hours ago

    Honestly, this is why I’m here. I never say anything too crazy but I hate that the Internet is being turned into five sites that all bootlick big corporations.

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    Fuck Nestle

    Shit

    Piss

    Cum

    This comment did not post itself

    Bush built 7/11

    You can call me the fediverse chick

    Windows can suck my balls

    Kernel level anti cheats can eat my shit

    I am a good girl

    I am a lil cutie patootie

    You should love yourself NOW

    Thank you for coming to my GREG talk

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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      I swear at this point I dreamed this, but I have a distinct memory about an underground newspaper somewhere that was getting hassled by censorship interests, that published an issue with the following on the cover:

      Fuck. Shit. Cunt. Piss.

      Serious ask - if anyone remembers this and can toss up a link about it, I’d appreciate it. Have looked a few times and turned up nothing, pretty sure it came up when I was in school researching random stuff related to the U.S. circa 1960s-1970s but could be wrong.

      Assuming I didn’t dream this, always wanted a framed photocopy of it.

  • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    I have watched this man try (and fail) to get dropped by his VPN sponsor by doing ever increasingly unhinged skits.

    He truly walks the walk.

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      24 hours ago

      Remember when that one American restaurant chain was the most popular shit because the social media person started posting brainrot on twitter? Or the funny caffeine powder with big anime tiddies? Same effect.

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        I don’t recall the caffeine powder actually. Unless that’s the one sponsoring all the streamers and such with the cups that have big ol Anime tiddies printed on it, in which case I didn’t know they were funny.

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    I will not be food for monsters. If their blade finds my flesh, may they drown in my blood