Shits to give, obviously
Came here to post this, you beat me to it.
I’ll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:
Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?
I think it’s close to this, but it’s shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man’s feet, and the beggar barefoot
Is king riding barefoot?
Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.
It’s a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear…
Honestly, if it wasn’t for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV’s or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.
Fair point!
Damn, you’re probably right. This is some sphinx bullshit.
Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!
It takes quads to be the king
check’em
EDIT : here’s an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔
Suits?
Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.
She looks a little young but if we’re not talking about the individual and instead the genre and general rule, then yeah I feel it.
It’s not as popular on porn sites as we’d like
I’m blanking on this, what’s the answer?
Horsemen of the apocalypse.
The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn’t have to worry about any because they’re already living the end times every day.
It’s an engagement bait.
Letters.
‘King’ is four letters long, ‘Man’ is two letters long, ‘Beggar’ is zero letter long.
I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?
Wtf
Give this thing the nuclear codes
Yes, you got the riddle correct. Good job!
Vibe check passes!
*pushes to production*
No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂
Money.
Nah that’s the joke answer in the meme I’m asking about the real answer.
Money
People don’t believe that answer because it would be more like “King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0”
Well technically no, that would be something between a Laissez Faire Capitalism and a regular Aristocracy.
A real King in a true Monarchy owns all, his citizens are just living in it, so a king would have 1, a man would have 0, and a beggar would have 0. Kings had the full authority to swap the possessions and statuses of any man and beggar at any time for no reason.
A penguin
No, that’s whats black and white and red all over.
Summer house.
