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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Call of Daddy

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Call of Daddy

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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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    Fellas is it gay to have a kid?

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      only if you got a diaper bag without camo

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        Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.

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      Imagine keeping cum as a pet

      And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol

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      Only if it’s a boy

    • sqgl@sh.itjust.works
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      If the gays don’t have kids we will run out of gays /s

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      Only if you teach them to be literate.

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        What if I’m gay and I can’t read?

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          Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.

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