Proud to say I’d measure somewhere around the 25cm mark. Measurements start from the ORIBIL logo right?
How accurate is it?
I expect dick measuring tools to be certified to a national traceable standard with QA Certificates of Conformance. Integrity here is important ya know
I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure the biggest one is to measure a horse dick since it says “good for a mare” or some such.
That’s gotta be accurate, right? With that kind of benchmark?
It is indeed certified by the entire scientific community and using official measurements that has been developing for centuries called metric.
Since it is in centimeters, lol
2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).
And here’s the translation (for the length one):
“Harmless/inoffensive”
“Oribil” = horrible
The girth one makes little sense. The holes are labeled, left from right:
- small / no size
- medium / regular size
- large / royal size
- largest / extra size
Ridiculos
Is this the only size?
They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.
There are different styles, but that’s the most popular one.
Oh…oh no
Oh wait. That’s in cm. Hail Satan!
Since you mentioned Satan, here’s a pic of the pulometru side by side with Orthodox icons (that’s Arsenie Boca - a famous Romanian priest, theologian, and saint).
That’s quite a collection.
I can live with 17 ish
I kind of want to buy a bunch of these as gifts…
