Based on a true story.

[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.

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    2 days ago

    Vance said ‘I’m ready to be president, just in case’ and some people were like ‘oh shit, it’s happening!’.

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      2 days ago

      People were starting to talk about Trumps politics again instead of the Epstein files so they planted a new distraction.

      It’s so obvious and yet we keep falling for it.

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      1 day ago

      Kamala was repeatedly asked the same question. It’s a normal question for reporters to ask lately, with the Presidents being old AF.

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      23 hours ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised is Trump lashes out at Vance for saying that. Trump’s a narcissist with dementia he’ll see that comment as an attack.

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      Yeah but do we really think Vance has the, idk what you’d call it, moron-charm? Charm that attracts only morons? Whatever it is that Trump offers?