I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
The real cheat sheet:
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…
Or she has another girl secret.
Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!
One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!
“You’re just checking if it’s safe to go down there!”
Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.
But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.
Wat
You mean you don’t know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
Jeremy Bearimy?
…also j
Lowercase j takes you down to the taint
Wherefore?
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
Nice moves!
I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.