Imagine the filth that made the blockage and how long it took to grow there.
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Y’all just letting the cum dry in there when you’re finished? Smh.
Go take a piss after goddamn 😂
This is why more men should sit to pee.
I was about to comment that this never happens to me anymore and then I realized that it probably stopped around the time I stopped standing to pee every morning. Way too much work when you can just sit on a nice bidet/washlet and be on your phone first thing in the morning.
Wow, its like its coming from a real nipple!
The number of times my wife would try to express, this would happen, and then she’s frantically trying to bottle both streams at once 😂
I can’t read the words “every morning” without my brain suddenly playing 311.
Sugar Ray
Every morning when I was a hormonal teenager, sure. I grew out of my wet dream phase, though.
