Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has a history of harsh anti-gay language from his time as an attorney for a socially conservative legal group in the mid-2000s.
They defeated even the Spartans, who were so manly that they got their wife to shave her head and banged her in the dark the first time they met because all they had seen until then were sweaty, muscular dudes. Clearly the gayer a polity, the stronger it is.
“project” is right!
“Gays are stronger than the strongest republic!”
Sounds like the Sacred Band of Thebes had the right idea. We can only maintain our liberty by embracing the strength of the gays!
Well our they/them missiles and tanks sure are beating the crap out of the “manly” Russian military.
NATO = Sacred Band confirmed??
I’m straight and Jewish, but now I’m wondering how powerful a gay Jew would be. I hear their space lasers are FABULOUS!
They defeated even the Spartans, who were so manly that they got their wife to shave her head and banged her in the dark the first time they met because all they had seen until then were sweaty, muscular dudes. Clearly the gayer a polity, the stronger it is.
Chaos? Sexual anarchy? I don’t even know what that second one looks like, but sign me up
Speaking as the token conservative in the room… yeah I’m here for this.
Translation: If people we don’t like are allowed to have nice things, we’ll throw a temper tantrum and burn the house down.
We are so headed for bewbs cause climate change.
Dude definitely giving gay vibes.