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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-25 days agoThere once was a man from orange, Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge. His shaft was bent, His balls had a dent, But still could fit it in a minge.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days ago But still could fit in a minge. Very close, but I’m docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.
There once was a man from orange,
Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge.
His shaft was bent,
His balls had a dent,
But still could fit it in a minge.
Very close, but I’m docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.
Inside instead of in.
In a whore’s minge?
There were go