One of the most annoying parts of online dating is the fact that there are a ton of profles that treat the textboxes as though their ordering pizza (mataphorically). Like they’ll use the first box to say that you must like cats, the second to say that you should have a moustache and the third to say you need to be adventurous, as if the point is to type in your ideal mate and have them materialize at a local park for you to meet.
And they never say what they have to offer, only what their partner must be.
Now how do you get the pizza delivery man to pay for the food?
Just have sex with the delivery person like a functioning adult.
We all do it.
They directly ask you for tip.
I figured she was the one asking for the tip.
Exxxra saushaghe!!
Perfect pizza places never have good apps, though 😔
Isn’t that the point? She wants someone to create an app thst will patch her with the perfect pizza then arrange delivery of said pizza.
we already had that, it was called fax
Pretty sure the point is that she came up with the concept of pizza delivery services in a very roundabout way…
I have an app that does that. The icon is a telephone and it allows me to talk to the guy at the pizza place and tell him what the perfect pizza is.
Interacting with a human should not be required to purchase food in 2025 (or anything at all, for that matter). We can be better than that. We have the technology.
Have fun in your basement
But what if she can’t pay? /s
I’m sure something…could be arranged.
This sounds like a great plot to some amazing content, we should go into business
If you guys need an office pre-furnished with a desk and couch. I got you guys.
guess who brings you the pizza
A larger, ambulatory pizza?
The pizza goblin?
Having a pizza in the quiet of you home is nice and all, but having a pizza while you hear a loud argument (fight?) in Italian coming out of the kitchen while you sit at the terrace, that’s the real deal !
Top that with an Aperol Spritz or a nice glace of win and you’re in heaven.
glace of win
Yes, my favorite drink.
I just hate typing on the phone, I should just connect my mechanical keyboard next time…
Obviously what I meant exactly is “un verre de gros rouge qui tâche remplie jusqu’au tippy-top” but there isn’t a good translation for that.
I don’t get why she said “hey wait a minute”, but I think this is a really good idea.
Pick your perfect pizza with intricate detail, down to the specific brand of olives used, and even the type of water filtration system used for the dough, and then the app searches every pizza place in the area to find your perfect pie, places the order, and arranges delivery.
I would actually use food delivery apps if they worked like this, instead of having to pick the restaurant first and then browsing their menu. I want to pick the food first and then get shown compatible restaurants that serve it. Then and only then would they be worth the premium price to me. Of course this will never happen because restaurants don’t provide the kind of intricate detail that I so desire regarding their cooking processes. Trade secrets and whatnot. But as a foodie, I can dream.
