That’s one way to let your partner know of your intent to reproduce.
“We never thought he could just snap like that. He was always such a nice guy. And on Valentine’s Day of all things! It’s just so tragic.”
-Couple’s neighbor, February 2032.
My wife does this at work with those little clear plastic ducks…
We need to find a different material for these joke items. Seems like such a waste to litter these about until they break down into microplastics.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting (a Psychotic Break)
“for Baby Shower Ice Cubes Game”
… Please tell me it’s not a thing
Keyword-stuffing to be included in more search results.
It’s a thing. I forget the exact rules or the logic behind the game but the babies are put in ice cube molds and frozen. They’re then handed out at the party to guests and the first guest to free their baby from the ice wins. It might have something to do with paralleling melting ice with waiting on a baby to be delivered? Either way it was a thing at a party i went to and i won.
Are you allowed to piss on it?
I’m pretty sure you’ve got less thermal mass in your bladder’s urine than in your actual meat. Go ahead and boof that bitch.
