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I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.
For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.
I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like “what the fuck is this movie about?”
The bagel !
Sucked… into…
(sharp inhale)
a bagel.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe
Bread Flour would be better, higher protein content.
I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.
I think you’ll end up with a different Bacteria than yeast.
Extra flavor.
I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.
My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.
He’d have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first
That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.
All hail the Bagel!!!
