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minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·edit-21 day agoSo, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
minus-squarebuttnugget@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoYes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 day agoIt turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time. No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 hours agoPlus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
minus-squarescratchee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoPlus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
minus-squareValo85@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 hours agoTurtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoCrabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoI wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoWhy don’t we get replaceable teeth?
minus-squareTeddE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 hours agoWe have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoTake 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?
So, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
Plus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
Immortality
Jellyfish hate consent.
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.
We have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
Take 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?