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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 hours ago

Worse Than Kids In The Kitchen

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Worse Than Kids In The Kitchen

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53856080

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What a helpful cow

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know what the hell I just watched but I had a big smile on my face

  • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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    Cows are so unbearably cute…

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Oh my god, I wonder if the cow pooped in there during the shoot. I’ve seen cows poop for what seemed like a minute straight.

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    THIS is what the internet is for… Right here.

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    Seems like a scene from my worst nightmare. A large, untrained animal near a collection of electric appliances, fire hazards, and sharp objects.

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      And there’s also a cow there!

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    7 hours ago

    I lik the bred deconstructed

  • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    My first thought, like an idiot, “can cows eat flour?” Yeah mate, that’s all they eat…

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      I was concerned in case the cow missed the flour bag warnings:

      SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: Raw flour is not ready-to-eat and must be thoroughly cooked before eating to prevent illness from bacteria in the flour. Do not eat or play with raw dough; wash hands, utensils, and surfaces after handling.

      COOK BEFORE SNEAKING A TASTE - FLOUR IS RAW - PLEASE COOK FULLY BEFORE ENJOYING

      I guess I should be posting this on the cows community from where it was cross posted but anybody know whether those warnings are cow relevant?

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        I think Cow’s exclusively eat raw grain so if it is a problem it’s too late anyways.

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          Neither wild nor farmed cows eat exclusively gains. When they eat grass, they eat the entire grass rather than just the seeds. Farmed cows are fed quite a lot of legumes and a fermented “dish” called silage. They also eat meat opportunistically, as do all hoofbeasts.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          unless there’s trouble at mill

          • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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            Like, I mean yeah. unless there’s trouble in the fields.

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          lol I’mma pretend I realized that in its entirety

          Someone on a farming forum mentions acidosis

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        Yes, it’s as dangerous for the cow as for the human. Because flour is expected to be cooked, it’s not held to the same standard as foods expected to be eaten raw, and it’s very possibly contaminated with pathogens. Cows have some protection against certain strains of e coli, but not salmonella.

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        Relevant if we don’t want another patient zero for some cow flu or something.

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      13 hours ago

      Even cattle are eating too much processed foods these days!

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Don’t have a cow, man.

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      Were you born in a barn?!

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    This is ridiculous and I love it

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    This got a genuine laugh from me, and I needed that. Thanks for posting.

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    I have two great Danes and this is what it often feels like to cook with them around. Adorable, but my God the chaos…

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    So on the next episode, hamburgers?

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        Moo-lissa!

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    This was damn cute.

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    Holy fuck do I feel seen right now. Thank you for sharing our collective experience.

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