Do not try to memorize your shopping list, that is a trap. There are too many distractions in the store and you will not think of the thing you need most
I’ve gone specifically for milk, one item lists are pretty easy to memorize. The problem is coming back home with only one item.
I have ended up with a bag of food and no milk and had to go back.
I have to list, even for one item.
It’s always bacon though
E) smoke a fat doobie and watch a documentary about people crossing an ocean on a Raft
I managed to make myself a nice breakfast. As a reward I took a moderate amount of LSD and am about to indulge in some weed.
Who the fuck uses a memorized list in the era of smart phones?
I have lists of lists!
On a pragmatic note: Anylist is a cross platform app (Web, Windows, iOS, Android) that syncs instantly.
Me, about once a month. “It’s only 3 things, not worth writing down, I’ve got this”
Narrator: he didn’t got this.
I also use Anylist, its great for my partner and i to both add things to. I have added custom categories and named them after each aisle name and what items are there for my regular grocery store. So as i work down the list i am moving along the store and there is very minimal backtracking or going down aisles i dont need to. It has both streamlined my grocery shopping and also cut down on impulse buying crap.
Anything but the thing I really need to do.
C actually gets done pretty often because I’d starve otherwise. Also, no car means I can only buy as much food at once as I can carry back home.
I actually like doing laundry as long as I can listen to a podcast while doing it, it’s the perfect amount of stimulation for my brain to not completely wander off.
I already did a load of laundry today! Where’s my million dollars??
I’ll take the mail. We hardly ever get any, I always enjoy it when we have some items in the mail to sort.
Whenever I think about not having checked the mail in a while, I get paranoid about possibly missing an important tax form or something. Like the letter will say, “Please reply by {some day a months ago}” and it’s some important shit I forgot about. Makes me run to the box.
I’ll take the mail. 50/50 shot I can address it now and toss it. All others are impossible.
This is reminding me - I need to pay the bill from my psychiatrist. But they’re closed right now… Can someone repost this tomorrow during business hours, maybe I’ll see it then?





