This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
Vot de fok!
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs shitpost got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
Free top surgery if I read?
Damn, thats a real hot finance tip
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! 😱😱😱
I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!
If The Onion is an actually serious journalist website, this will be their type of headline. They’ll fully embrace sensationalist headline without being clickbait.
Help, now my manboobs have been blated off, everything is covered in blood and human fat tissue, and also I’m bleeding out!
Ow my tits!
What happens if you don’t have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it’s baking?
1, you’ll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.
I mean, what happens if you don’t have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?
So it was you lurking in the forest. I knew someone was watching me when I tried to do that. Why are axes so heavy?
